dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence
And this was how the most famous selfie was taken.
Deer are majestic creatures.
Sven’s drunk-on-his-own-pride swagger is priceless
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER